Sunday, March 8, 2009

Now that's different


I have been browsing MicroKitten.com again and I really like these rockstar pasteas. I don't think I would wear these to the beach - but I am thinking I have to get myself some for the next time the husband and I head out for some fun at fantasy fest in Key West.

Finding that perfect bikini

Summer is coming up quick and while I know you have been working on your beach body like I have you probably are also still looking for that perfect bikini. Here are 5 quick and easy tips for finding the perfect one this summer.

1) Watch out for them love handles
Much of your beach body appearance will be shaped by how your bikini bottoms fit. For example if you have short legs compared to your upper body, steer clear of boyshorts. They might look good in your head but they will never work on you. Instead, opt for something wit a high hip. Of course the other way around, with long legs boyshorts may be a good idea. Just make sure the bottoms fit snugly, but not too tight to cause ugly spillage of the few extra pounds left over from Christmas.

2) Give them ladies some support
Depending on your bust size you will need to go for different styles of tops. Small chested woman may do well with little triangular tied tops versus larger chested women who need the support a halter top bikini can offer.

3) Dressing room lights are harsh
Be warned, lights in most dressing rooms are not very flattering. Your skin will look paler than it really is and nothing seems to look good on you. Don’t get disheartened just power through and remind yourself that the lights give you that ghostlike glow and bring out all those imperfections.

4) Channel the goddess within
The most important point is to feel comfortable in your new bikini. You have to feel confident when you step on that beach. It’s all in your head – trying on 100 different bikinis to find the perfect one is worth it – to make you feel like a vixen on that beach.

Now that's more my size....MicroKitten.com


The search for this summer's post pregnancy bikini continues. Here is another company that makes ultra tiny bikinis - MicroKitten.com. Very cute stuff I have to say. I am not all too familar with this company just yet so I will need to report back to you on all they have to offer. But for now I must say I really like the two-tone model which costs $62.

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Yummy booty panties at Vickies


I just browsed through VictoriasSecret.com and came across these luscious little boy shorts. Yummy. They sure show off the booty nicely. Have a look at these panties.

They can be had for $14 or any three for $30 - lots of cute patterns to chose from. I am quite fond of the version worn by the lovely vixen on the left.

They would be perfect to wear under a nice suit or evening gown and later on for treating your lover to a lap dance.

Made from soft microfiber I can just imagine how it would feel soft against my body with just a little bit of roughness from the stitched on embroidery. Very sensual.

Wicked Weasel - Micro Thongs from down under

One of my favorite type of lingerie is made an Australian company called Wicked Weasel. Wicked Weasel is a privately owned company is located in Byron Bay where it also has a retail store. There is also one in Sydney.

One thing I always look forward to is the weekly Wicked Weasel Bikini contest. Check out the girlies showing off their weasels. They are ultra small, so don't forget to shave your magic garden - I love Newf Brand's Venereous Shaving Trio for that purpose btw.

Weasel undies even though they are so small are wonderful. They look sexy and are cut just the right way to be very flattering. They are great quality too. The fabric stands up to the test of time and the colors don't fade. Personally I am not crazy about the knicker and bikini styles with the line through the crotch for that camel toe look - but the rest are very very sexy. The hubby definitely goes nuts over the tiny weasels.

If you are in the market for a ultra small micro bikini check out the weasels.

Welcome to Lingerie MILF

Hi and welcome! My name is Allegra Monroe and I am the Lingerie MILF. Well, I haven't been a MILF for long since my daughter is only 3 months old at the moment. However, hate me if you want - I already fit back into my pre-pregnancy clothes.

On this blog I want to talk about some special pieces of Lingerie that strike my fancy, review some sex toys and give you some sexy insights into my life.

I hope you enjoy this blog!